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(Twitter) critics agree- that was the most boring Oscars ever!

I’m surprised they didn’t make the movie about Colin Firth’s brother instead. A man who gives up being king for love? Oscar-in-a-can.

 

Wow. I wish someone told us in advance that this year’s drinking game will be “take a shot whenever Hugh Jackman is mentioned.”

 

How many innocent children did Helen Mirren have to kill to look hotter and hotter every year? She looks better at 65 than I do at 21.

 

I’m pretty sure Hugh Jackman paid people to keep mentioning him today. There’s no other explanation.

 

Somewhere, Banksy is PISSED.

Mean! But not untrue. RT: @bazecraze Kirk. See him again next year in montage form. #oscars

 

WHY is Helena Bonham Carter nominated? Her character did barely ANYTHING. They just wanted to see what she’d wear if they nominated her.

Fun fact: The King’s Speech was shot in the same location as a gay porn. No… really: http://tinyurl.com/4ll75qg

 

If Christian Bale doesn’t win, I want him to run to the podium, name members of the academy, and yell “YOU AND ME ARE DONE PROFESSIONALLY.”

 

8:19 PM: My DVR is now live!  I am now watching the same thing you are.

 

I hate to be that person, but Natalie Portman’s blush is too pink and their hair/makeup is sub-par and unflattering. Dress? Stunning.

 

Whoever applied Reese Witherspoon’s hair piece is going to get fired. You could see the metal ring at the base!

 

I’m one of the ten people who saw The King’s Speech, and I can honestly say I have no idea why Helena was nominated. She just stood there.

 

RT: @morgan_murphy I like playing “find the writer” any time there’s a crowd shot. It’s like a Jewish “Where’s Waldo?” #oscars

 

Scarlett Johanssen’s dress is a stunning color, but looks like a nightie. Similarly, her hair looks like she just rolled out bed.

 

Speaking of my grandma, Melissa Leo looks positively glowing in my grandmother’s doily!

 

Fun fact: Jesse Eisenberg’s grandma is tight with my grandma. In the grand tradition of Jewish grandmothers, they should set us up.

 

My sister pointed out Mila Kunis’s dress looks like Megara’s from Hercules. It’s not untrue.