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STOP THE PRESSES! Pure Class Available on eBay!

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Do you have twenty one dollars and nineteen cents? Are you a Juniors’ size medium?  Do you enjoy the color of blue toothpaste? Have you ever wanted to look like an extra from an amateur ’70s porno? Well, then, you’re in luck, because this gem is available:

Get it now!


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I'm an aspiring comedy writer living in New Jersey. Please hire me.

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  1. Lol, now it’s on sale!


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