Sometimes, you know a joke is inevitable, but you happen to have thought of it before the masses. Today, I present to you a joke that you may hear many times in the future- but you heard it here first. Now, I’m not promising this joke will become a go-to, but, if it does… I call dibs on the glory.
Ladies and Gentleman, Cameron Crowe’s next film to be released: We Bought a Zoo. Here is the synopsis:
[Matt Damon] is in early talks to portray Mee who used his life savings to buy a… zoo…in the English countryside.
Mee, along with his children, had to balance caring for his wife, who was dying of brain cancer, with dealing with escaped tigers, raising endangered animals, working with an eclectic skeleton crew and readying the zoo for a reopening.
So, basically, Matt Damon will be buying a zoo… because his wife is about to buy the farm.