It is time I publicize a long-standing theory of mine- one that has been in the back of my mind, but never shared, since October 2001.
No, it is not a 9/11 conspiracy theory… but one relating to Lenny Kravitz- he of the pierced nipples and inappropriately Jewish name.
You may recall Lenny’s single, “Dig In.”
What you may not recall is sitting for hours, trying to interpret the lyrics- that’s because you didn’t. Now you may want to- but I will spare you the work.
It’s about pooping.
This fact is evidenced by the following:
The lyrics are vague and unmeaningful. They have a general “carpe diem” message, but can be interpreted to be about sex, drugs, online shopping, or anything you’d like… until this line:
“And once you dig in, you’ll find it coming out the other side.”
This line makes it clear that the message is, in fact, “carpe di M&Ms.”
Yes, it is true- Lenny Kravitz writes shitty lyrics.