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About malkatz

I'm an aspiring comedy writer living in New Jersey. Please hire me.

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  1. This has nothing to do with what you posted, but I couldn’t find a direct e-mail address.

    I have a website called “The Sedated Ape”. basically it’s just comedy material I’ve written over the years. I’m planning to put out a paper version. A humor magazine. But instead of writing every thing myself like I do with my page, I’m trying to get contributions from people I find on-line that I think are funny.

    If you have any ideas that you think would work for the magazine and you interested, please let me know.

    I’m looking for stuff that is 2 to 5 pages long that are on one topic, not just a list of random jokes. I could pay ten dollars per page. Also, if the magazine actually makes money (I don’t expect that it will anytime in the near future) I’ll divide half of the profits among the people who contributed stuff.

    I’m only looking for material that hasn’t been online or printed anywhere else before. After the magazine is published you’re welcome to put what you wrote on your blog or wherever, but not before.

    Anyway, if you think your writing style would work well with mine I’d like to hear from you.

    Tony Myers

    • Hey! I would love to discuss this, and am honored you thought of me. Do you have a Facebook or Twitter? If so, please add me (malkatz on both- links are at the top of this page.)

      There are some weird people out there, so I don’t want to post my email address in the comments section. Hopefully you understand.

      Have a great weekend, if I don’t hear from you! 🙂


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