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Random Thoughts of the Day

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1. You know what would be scary? Dinosaur ghosts.

2. What happens if you you’re on the rag and live in a nudist colony?

3. I wish there were a real-life equivalent to going invisible on AIM.

4. Hymens do not apply to the rule “use it or lose it.”

5. They do, however, apply to the rule “once you pop, the fun don’t stop.”

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About malkatz

I'm an aspiring comedy writer living in New Jersey. Please hire me.

2 responses »

  1. Not enough people makes jokes about hymens.

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