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I know the “stupid stuff on Etsy” blog is something that has been done before, but…


Oh no! You mean it’s sold? This always happens to me.

My only wish is that the mystery buyer was Patricia Field, planning to use it in the third Sex and the City movie.

Just imagine! Carrie could plant a huge hibiscus in her necklace- not only would it be on par with her fashions from the TV show, but it would have the added benefit of hiding Sarah Jessica Parker’s face.


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I'm an aspiring comedy writer living in New Jersey. Please hire me.

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