therapists parents colleauges keep telling me I need to get out more.
They always insist, on top of everything, “it will help with your comedy!”
But they were wrong. Dead wrong.
All I needed was a profile on a dating site.
In the past 24 hours, I found two absolute princes.
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Here’s his entire profile, for those curious- or horny:
I thought I found the goldmine, until I came across this one. This guy is such a douche, you need to read his entire profile to believe it.
However, his profile is too damn long to include in this post, and will be posted tomorrow.
Then, in case that isn’t enough, I got to troll the fuck out of someone. That post will arrive on Friday.
All in all, yesterday was a good day for comedy.
therapists parents colleauges need to shut up.