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SNL Recap: Ed Helms/Paul Simon

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COLD OPENING

Wolf Blitzer and other newscasters are summarizing a speech Obama made earlier that day. Apparently, due to the killing of Bin Laden, Obama has become quite cocky and overly confident. Some of the things Obama did in his speech: freely smoking (what might be pot, judging by context, but looks more like a cigarette,) bringing every subject back to Bin Laden’s death, cracking up at his own jokes, turning the speech into a stand-up routine, creating catchphrases (“kiiiiiiiiiiilled Bin Laden”, “…you might be a terrorist,”) doing a dance, and firing t-shirt guns.

Quote highlights:

“…George W. Bush, the 43rd President… 43rd President to not kill Bin Laden!”

“Did you ever notice how white presidents are like, [in a mousy Bush voice] ‘we’re gonna find Bin Laden no matter where he hides.’ Black presidents like (sic,) ‘you dead, bitch!’ Kiiiiiiiiiiilled Bin Laden.” Read the rest of this entry

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SNL Recap/Review for Punchline Mag: Helen Mirren

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I am honored to be the new Saturday Night Live recap/reviewer!

My first can be found right here- http://punchlinemagazine.com/blog/2011/04/saturday-night-live-recap-helen-mirrens-breasts-taxes-and-frankenstein

 

Enjoy!

Oscars Live Blog- Refresh the page for updates!

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NOTE: Due to TV problems, I am watching my recording of the red carpet 30 minutes late.

Refresh this page, or read my tweets, to get updates!

I linked to each of my Tweets- please feel free to RT them!

The newest tweets will be at the top.

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Stay tuned for my Oscars live blog!

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I will be live blogging on Twitter and this blog (like my Superbowl post.)

Stay tuned! I will start during the red carpet.

My New Source of Humor: Online Dating (Pt. 3)

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My therapists parents colleauges keep telling me I need to get out more.

They always insist, on top of everything, “it will help with your comedy!”

But they were wrong. Dead wrong.

All I needed was a profile on a dating site.

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My New Source of Humor: Online Dating (Pt. 2)

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My therapists parents colleauges keep telling me I need to get out more.

They always insist, on top of everything, “it will help with your comedy!”

But they were wrong. Dead wrong.

All I needed was a profile on a dating site.

Read the rest of this entry

New post over at the Superficial Gallery.

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As I mentioned before, I have a new gig making fun of celebrities. See my latest here.