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My New Source of Humor: Online Dating (Pt. 3)

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My therapists parents colleauges keep telling me I need to get out more.

They always insist, on top of everything, “it will help with your comedy!”

But they were wrong. Dead wrong.

All I needed was a profile on a dating site.

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My New Source of Humor: Online Dating (Pt. 2)

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My therapists parents colleauges keep telling me I need to get out more.

They always insist, on top of everything, “it will help with your comedy!”

But they were wrong. Dead wrong.

All I needed was a profile on a dating site.

Read the rest of this entry

My New Source of Humor: Online Dating (Pt. 1)

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My therapists parents colleauges keep telling me I need to get out more.

They always insist, on top of everything, “it will help with your comedy!”

But they were wrong. Dead wrong.

All I needed was a profile on a dating site.

Read the rest of this entry

Great for the Drug Dealer on the Go!

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I know the “stupid stuff on Etsy” blog is something that has been done before, but…

 

Oh no! You mean it’s sold? This always happens to me.

My only wish is that the mystery buyer was Patricia Field, planning to use it in the third Sex and the City movie.

Just imagine! Carrie could plant a huge hibiscus in her necklace- not only would it be on par with her fashions from the TV show, but it would have the added benefit of hiding Sarah Jessica Parker’s face.

Awful Movie Recrap: Assassination of a High School President

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If you follow me on Twitter, you know I love to rent movies On Demand that sound awful. Today, I rented what was titled ‘Sophomore,’ on the menu, but, according to the credits, is called Assassination of a High School President. I knew I was in for something, since changing movie titles are almost always a sign of […]

New post over at the Superficial Gallery.

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As I mentioned before, I have a new gig making fun of celebrities. See my latest here.

Super Snarky Superbowl Live Blog (Refresh the page!)

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For those who missed my live blog on Twitter, here are all my Superbowl-related tweets!

Not following me? Click here!

I linked to each one that isn’t obsolete, in case you want to link to any, or RT any of them. (All RTs are very appreciated!)

Refresh the page, and watch new tweets appear.

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