Anyone who knows me is aware that I have no marketable skills.
Anyone who really knows me is aware that I do, however, have extremely strange skills, at which I am extremely gifted for no apparent reason.
One of these skills is the remarkable ability to turn anything into a porn title.
This is why I sometimes call upon my Twitter followers and Facebook friends to give me a movie title to turn into a porn spoof. Observe:
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Now it’s your turn. Comment with any movie title- on Wednesday, I will turn all or most into them into porn. Aaaand… go!